(one of our RSVP Volunteers shares today!)
- In Florida a 71-year-old man used a handgun to shoot at two armed men attempting to rob an Internet cafe.
- In the UK a gang of thugs armed with sledge hammers execute a smash and grab job at a British jewelry store … only to have an 85-year-old woman take them down with her handbag!
- A suspect dressed in all black with a rifle attempted to rob a store in Louisiana. Store clerks told police that a senior citizen, who had observed the robber, blocked the two front doors to the store with his body, preventing the robber from entering the store and yelled to them to lock the door and call authorities.
- An alert group of four senior citizens, foiled a robbery attempt at a multistoried building in Wadala Mumbai. On Saturday evening, four robbers managed to enter the second floor apartment at Kutchi Building in Wadala (W) at a time when its owner wasn’t home. The four heroes trapped the robbers inside while calling the police.
Don’t mess with senior citizens.
Yes, we’re not all action heroes. And I know
most of us wouldn’t even attempt something like this. But as volunteers we are
heroes. We don’t look for recognition. And the pay is ridiculous. But those
volunteers I’ve talked with would not change a thing. Giving our time and
talents is an act of love and we take rewards from the successes of those we
help.
We may walk a bit slower, and do less
physical activity, but we are determined and persistent. The energy and stamina
of our volunteers is nothing short of amazing and I think we should give
ourselves a round of applause.
Good job. No need to put that on your time
sheet.
Okay, what are the
qualifications of a volunteer? They are few. Do you have a desire to make a
difference? Can you get out of bed each morning? Presto, you’re qualified. We’re
ready to find you a place to help.
I know from experience
and talking to other volunteers that our rewards far outweigh the effort we put
forth. Since we’ve been blessed to live this long we draw from a vast array of
experiences to apply wherever we serve. It rarely calls for exhausting physical
effort. Mostly brainpower and a large dose of the ability to listen. Many times
we become the shoulder to lean on. And that’s a good thing.
One of the side benefits
to volunteering is meeting new people. Not only those who need our help but
other volunteers we’re paired with. I ran out of fingers and toes to count the
new friends I’ve made. You never have enough friends.
One of the things I want
to talk about is that we seniors need to be extra careful these days. There are
people out there just itching to grab our money. Scammers. They prey on
seniors. They are unscrupulous. They want to give us something that seems too
good to be true. Newsflash. It is too good to be true.
They have time share
properties, car warranties, insurance, healthcare, lower credit card interest
rates, and on and on that they want us to buy. Now they use something called a
robo call. Their computers automatically call a range of phone numbers giving
out a recorded message to take our money. Once we’re on this calling list it’s
impossible to be removed. Compalints to the BBB or even the police is futile,
Those people when they’re shut down, just get a new phone number and set up
shop again.
I still get those calls.
Sometimes two or three times a week. Being me I at first got very angry and
tried to talk back to them. Of course with an automated call that was useless.
When they said on the call to punch 1 to speak to a friendly representative I
did that. When I got irrate, they just hung up. And I was left even more
frustrated.
I finally came upon a way
to get some revenge. Being a mystery author it was incumbent upon me to
retaliate. I had no choice. That’s me. One of the scams is that a live caller,
usually from a foreign country, calls to say they are from Microsoft Windows
and that my computer is sending curious messages indicating that my machine has
a virus. So, I devised a scheme to make myself feel better.
The following is a
transcript of an actual call about two months ago.
“Hello, this is Jamal. I’m
calling from the Microsoft Windows office. We are showing your computer is
having problems. We are here to help you.”
“What kind of problems?”
“We are showing you have a virus.
We can fix it for you.”
“Oh, that would be wonderful. How
do you do that?”
“You need to turn on your
computer.”
“Okay, can you hold while I get
to my computer?”
“I will hold.”
Thirty seconds pass.
“I’m on the stairs. It’ll take a
while. I have a bad leg.”
“Let me know when you are ready.”
Thirty seconds pass.
“I’m on the third step.”
“All right.”
Thirty seconds pass.
“Step six.”
“How many steps do you have?”
Ragged breathing. “Fourteen.”
Thirty seconds pass
“Step nine. My leg is throbbing.”
“Throbbing?”
“It hurts. Step ten.”
“Can you hurry, sir?”
“This is hurrying.”
Thirty seconds pass.
“Step thirteen. I have to rest
here.”
“Yes, sir.”
Thirty seconds pass.
“Okay, I’m upstairs. What was I
doing?”
Loudly, “Going to your computer.”
“Oh yes. Going down the hall
now.”
Thirty seconds pass.
“Are you there yet, sir?”
“Almost.”
Thirty seconds pass.
“I’m at the door. Oh, it’s
locked. I have to go get the key.”
“Oh, my.”
Thirty seconds pass.
“I found the key. I’ll unlock the
door.”
Thirty seconds pass.
“Is it unlocked yet?”
“I’m on my way.”
Thirty seconds pass.
“At the door. It’s unlocked now.”
“At last.”
Thirty seconds pass.
“Are you still there, sir?”
“Yes, looking for my notes on how
to turn on my computer.”
Unintelligible
“Here they are. Okay, I’m ready.”
“Great. Now I need to have access
to your computer.”
“How you going to do that? You’re
not here.”
“I can do it. I will give you an
address to go to. Do you use Explorer or some other search engine?”
“I have a Ford.”
“No, sir. To access the Internet.
What do you use?”
“It’s this button here.”
“Sir, I can’t see the button.
What does it look like?”
“It’s one of those thingys on the
side.”
“A globe or an E with a circle
around it?”
“Yes, an E.”
“Good. Click on that.”
“Okay, I did.”
“What does your screen look
like?”
“It’s a seventeen inch.”
“No, what is on it?”
“Fox News.”
“Good. At the top, in the search
field, I want you to type in an address for me.”
“Type? I’m not a good typist.”
“Not to worry, sir. I’ll help.”
“Uh, I can’t do it right now.”
“You can’t?”
“Nope. Got to go to the
bathroom.”
“Oh no.”
“No problem. It’ll be a short
one.”
“Can you hurry?”
“Got no choice. I have to hurry.”
“All right. Sir, where is your
bathroom?”
“Downstairs.”
Click.
Just one thing to say – Don’t
mess with seniors.
So if you get an obvious recorded
call, hang up immediately. Or if you love turning the tables – get em back.
God bless our volunteers.
Dave Webb, RSVP Volunteer
